Sarah. Cat Lady. Hummus Freak. Vegetarian. Socially Challenged. Cynical.Tumblr (3.0; @saramily)http://saramily.tumblr.com/<p>I had my first ever Troll 2 Party for my birthday today! It was so amazing. So much chlorophyll green! I painted green Vs on my Troll 2 virgins, Rocky Horror-style, the food was green, we made lime punch, decorated, had goody bags&#8230;This is actually the first ever birthday party I have ever had&#8230;which is sad considering I am nineteen. <br/>We also played 7 Deadly Sins&#8230;and let me tell you&#8230;seeing all those guys kiss my (insert some kind of relationship title here) was really intense. O.O Like, I almost jizzed my pants. I tried not to be jealous when the ladies did the same, but some part of me probably was deep down. Oh well! I am an independent woman. No time for envy.<br/>The festivities continue tomorrow&#8230;with the regular alcohol-induced stupors, but with Twister this time. This should be&#8230;.sexy.</p>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50712524117http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50712524117Sat, 18 May 2013 02:48:28 -0400birthdayjournalTroll 2Nilbogchlorophyll greenlol7 deadly sinsgameshotkissmake outsexyI am so fabduh<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce65db1ea0296f0e6b7710ba0a498a98/tumblr_mkpwb8NAyz1rk9gnoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb328b9e059067d2a98f283bc6277a60/tumblr_mkpwb8NAyz1rk9gnoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50641096402http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50641096402Fri, 17 May 2013 04:21:55 -0400Forgetting Sarah Marshall<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d03aaf6c01ec7f9d030396d5f62c2df2/tumblr_mmxdn9Ejvc1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlgoesgrrr.tumblr.com/post/50635690190/show-yourself"> </a></p>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50640563746http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50640563746Fri, 17 May 2013 04:01:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5345bc574b070d45bf348457ead7b996/tumblr_mm1hd5ep6d1rui1r4o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2348d1b9364e3cfe1c0f4fb2f182d667/tumblr_mm1hd5ep6d1rui1r4o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2328c7bfbacb7335446ba44272dee493/tumblr_mm1hd5ep6d1rui1r4o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://webelieveyou.tumblr.com/post/50630926137/some-humour">webelieveyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some humour :)</p> </blockquote>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50632815756http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50632815756Fri, 17 May 2013 00:39:57 -0400lolrape<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1da1ab0e0ea94875367becce80999da/tumblr_mmapwmhOr11sq1rbco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50044979911http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50044979911Thu, 09 May 2013 19:06:15 -0400lolwut<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6deb835de491316c361892c2f6eb9991/tumblr_mm714iX9031s36ckxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50044590517http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/50044590517Thu, 09 May 2013 19:01:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96909bfc94b06e7f653a8bce95553292/tumblr_mmhxy6D06Y1rj4ibzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49958783575http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49958783575Wed, 08 May 2013 17:23:34 -0400mmmtasty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2da8f10b48676b399abd2b0bba7cda4/tumblr_mmhyomR7PS1s40tzxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49958323536http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49958323536Wed, 08 May 2013 17:17:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/992742f49a95121ae48713d416a327d5/tumblr_mmhyqmPBdD1s8q09do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49957982395http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49957982395Wed, 08 May 2013 17:13:18 -0400<img 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href="http://sexy-transparency.tumblr.com/post/49948548413"> </a></p>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49956546709http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49956546709Wed, 08 May 2013 16:54:49 -0400cattransparent<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotanimebabe.tumblr.com/post/45408085699/im-your-princess-and-your-face-is-my-throne">hotanimebabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im your princess and your face is my throne <span>(◡‿◡✿)</span></p> </blockquote>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49956311167http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49956311167Wed, 08 May 2013 16:51:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3u7lb5gi1r1rhh2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49956188579http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49956188579Wed, 08 May 2013 16:50:07 -0400I wishgifdrunk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1313cf206434281d9b83e3200b873753/tumblr_mmey0d0L7P1rddp3zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923677812http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923677812Wed, 08 May 2013 05:23:53 -0400EAemilie autumn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3919a7ae0f4339f1c3765e8ceb76c88/tumblr_mmgyuz8qDD1rxwcnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923577416http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923577416Wed, 08 May 2013 05:19:58 -0400zombie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14cf179fbb3571d401da28c11a8fcb97/tumblr_mmh09ts8Ol1rg79yxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923558202http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923558202Wed, 08 May 2013 05:19:10 -0400dark<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d264a12ae5e5fd56bda34cdbe89d0c2/tumblr_mmh00pg0DC1rktw28o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923506502http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923506502Wed, 08 May 2013 05:17:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ee03dd1f61b722d0ee15300196a80c9/tumblr_mmh0p2Jweq1rg79yxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923486808http://saramily.tumblr.com/post/49923486808Wed, 08 May 2013 05:16:22 -0400Carriestephen 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